hey babe. i'll pick you up in my mom's car. with my mom. she has nothing to do tonight.
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
You're dating a nurse! That's smart, you never know when you'll have a medical emergency. Probably liver failure.
... Okay, fine. But I don't want to be a better person tonight. I'll be a better person tomorrow.
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
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