Looks like an M-80 went off in a lb. of pastrami
she asked me what the final straw was. i had to tell her i caught him jerking off to digimon porn. i don't know what i'm more upset by, that he was masturbating to cartoons, or that he was masturbating to sub-par cartoons
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
I told your dad we had a nice lunch and hung out for awhile. It seemed more appropriate than "I had a bite of his canned chili and then we ripped each others clothes off."
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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