That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
my boobs are a 3G dead zone. as soon as i take my phone out of my bra, it has a signal again.
Why are you ignoring all of my texts?
The power was out.
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
All she kept whispering was put your pickle in my mouth. Then she fell out of her barstool and chipped her tooth
And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
I'm not letting you use my bathroom unsupervised anymore. You peed in the sink thinking it was a urinal...
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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