I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
please don't ironically join a cult
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