i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
arnt you supposed to become a mature adult when you move out of your parents house?
Moving out doesnt mean I'm mature, it means I can make pancakes and bacon at 3 in the morning and no one can judge me.
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
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