There is no way he is gay with that hair.
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
So apparently nutella and chocolate body paint aren't actually the same thing.
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
"The More You Know"
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
Pretty sure that I just proved those labels that say "non-flammable" wrong. totally unrelated, We just made your futon fly with a shitload of fireworks
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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