i was so high that i was eating crumbs of my bed only to realize they were fuzz thingies. fml.
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
you knoww youre high when you are just as concerned as the contestants on ultimate cake off as they move their 250 lbs cake over the ramp
No I am not eating basil off your cock
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
Checking my Tinder matches as I sit here in the waiting room at Planned Parenthood. I can't be stopped.
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
It's 2 am on the long weekend and what am I doing? Sitting alone in my room eating chips and queso and watching Rio. Fuck I need to get laid.
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
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