How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
I just licked the seasoning off all the doritoes in the bag. Tell me when I should stop drinking or I'll just move on to the sunchips
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
Seriously, do normal people actually get work done being this hungover? No wonder the economy's in the shitter
I played "in the air tonight" on a drum set made of titties, and I'm not even exaggerating
Just finished off half a bottle of vodka. Can't take in anymore liquids so I ate 3 spoonfuls of your powdered gatorade to fight off the hangover. Wish me luck and check me for a pulse when you get in!
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
I just want to drink bourbon and have sex and then eat like, a Christmas cookie.
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
i out mim tonsoeep
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