I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
ok understand this, i didn't pay for your dinner bc you said i wasn't going to get a blowjob for at least a month... this isn't a mail-in rebate deal, you gotta pay upfront
Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
She started crying while we were cooking shrimp because 'Under the Sea" came on Pandora
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
Thanks for takin my cousin out last night, sorry I passed out so early
You kidding, the kids a legend. He literally killed a bottle of Jamison, made out with a girl AND her Mom at the bar, stole us slices of pizza and told the cab driver where to go in Spanish. He doesn't even live in the area. Can we keep him?
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
How about to stay friends we only have sex on our birthdays. Maybe national holidays too. And days we get really drunk. Wanna get really drunk?
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
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