Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
i woke up hungover wearing my gym shorts and the condom from last night. Wine bar thursdays rule.
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
Emergency nipple ring removal:vodka, tweezers, and vodka. Can you bring me a band-aid?
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
Having a bangable neighbor is going to ruin my booty call game. I refuse to go across town for dick now
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