At what point did I decide it would be a good idea to fill my contact case with vodka
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
He wrote my name on his dick, took a picture and then said "this has your name written all over it!"
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
Not gonna lie: had to look up how to spell fellatio. Not sure I spelled it right even now. Looks like a Shakespearean character. ENTER FELLATIO, SOLILOQUIZING.
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
who gets drunk at chipotle by noon and then gets kicked out? this chick.
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
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