That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
My family just legit passed around a fifth of Maker's Mark. Also, this is sort of a Thanksgiving tradition. Also, Maker's Mark is really good.
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
Sorry you called when I was puking in a cheetos bag
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
I forgot drug dealers have families, too. Cheers to a sober, uncomfortable, slightly enraging Thanksgiving.
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
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