found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....
At second job interview this week. Wearing pants to hide pole dancing bruises. This my life.
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
Bought a gym bag tonight. Used it to bring my Taco Bell in the house.
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
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