i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
Randomize
