Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
We just got really drunk and bought toilet paper. Successful Monday.
Just flooded the bathroom while masturbating in the shower. Managed to squeege most of it up. Desperately need to get laid.
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
Do something fun then. Blow up the house or whatever.
How have you survived this long?
Dumb luck and a deal with the devil.
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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