She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
I'm too drunk to explain this to you. It's too hard.
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
Because I'm currently dying, lacking waffles, and vaguely convinced I'm an eagle
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
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