just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
That girl next to you randomly said that she fits into a queen sized pillow case
WTF.
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
This Christmas I would like to thank Jesus for cocaine.
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
I woke up to a gigantic ft-long tootsie roll and a note by drunk me with the words "you're welcome"
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