i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
In preparation for st patty's day I finally had a shamrock shake, and I invested in an app that will apparently keep me from drunkenly texting you pictures of my tits this weekend. Please let me know if you want to not be put on the "forbidden" list!
I'm sports announcer narrating myself making a sandwich. Your weed wins.
We fucked to showtunes. Never going out with a theatre major ever again.
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
So much Jack, so little girl.
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
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