You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
Hey remember that thing i said about never apologizing for being a hot mess? Well that was before you found me drunk in the hallway with no pants.
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
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