She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
Just woke up next to our cab driver from last night. Please tell me this isn't happening.
I won't be able to make it. Too hung over. Can't hold down fluids. I'm in the bathtub trying to hydrate my body through osmosis. And yes, Tequila Tuesday is totally still on for tonight.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
On a side note...my DUI lawyer just snapchatted me. This is the exact moment in time when I realized my like IS a joke.
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
I deserve to be covered in dicks
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
Went home last night with a guy in a tutu, didn't know he was wearing a tutu until he threw it at me in the bedroom. God I love Halloween.
Please tell me that I didn't call you to say I was swimming in outter space
I feel like there should be a 'roommate information section' of the paperwork when there's a chance you'll be given pain killers.
Ugh im hungover from last night, and to top it all off, I think someone jacked my laptop.
umm ya, so we found it in the oven wrapped in a pillow case this morning
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