I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
she hid the dish soap because she was afraid someone would confuse it with the margaritas and drink it instead. her reasoning was "theyre both soo pink...i cant tell them apart"
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
I couldn't tell you were laughing too hard
Dude I thought I set my hair on fire. I wasn't laughing I was screaming.
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
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