put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
I sat alone in Buffalo Wild Wings eating chocolate cake on Country Western karoake night. The waiter asked me if I was ok. Twice.
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
How did our waiter from olive garden end up passed out drunk in my roommate's bed?
I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
I know you just got bad medical news... But want some moonshine?
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
Randomize