Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
I made him leave at 3am, he texted me a couple minutes later and said the elevator was broken and he was sleeping in there, but he said I was worth it so I don't feel guilty
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
What did he say?
NOTHING. GODDAMN HIM AND HIS MAGICAL PENIS!
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
The lowest point of my life has been reached. I just drank half a jar of pasta sauce.
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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