My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
I'm pretty sure the guy who was grinding on me while I was trying to get a drink at he bar was one of my tinder matches
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
My chance to home wreck was right in front of me and I didn’t grab it by the balls
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
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