i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
My history with restaurant waiters is severely limiting our dinner options.
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
New low reached: a cockroach has actually drowned itself in our dirty dishes. We are heathens. Cleaning dance party tonight. No excuses.
Dude! We had to write our address on your arm in permanent marker so you wouldn't get lost. You just showed the cabbie your arm and he drove you! Nice guy.
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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