dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
Even water is tasting like jack daniels
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
I want to eat a stick of butter
Did your pain meds kick in?
It tastes nice
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
I refuse to believe you if you're trying to tell me humanity as a whole isn't sad, tired, and craving Chinese food.
My bed smells like the plague
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
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