i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
In the last 3 weeks my drunken adventures have caused me to lose 2 credit cards, one debit card, a bracelet, two purses, and my $500 phone... Maybe i should quit drinking.
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
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