why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
I didn't black out, the guy in the Men In Black costume erased my memory
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
i'd be lying to you if i said i didn't just bring up microsoft excel to make an alcohol budget
Apparently I mistakenly called the hair club for men at 3am... they called me back this morning.
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
I may or have may not just taken a swig out of a jar of alfedo sauce in my fridge. Dont judge me
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
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