Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
Only a mothe r could love this liver
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
i'm 6 minutes and 3 drinks deep before she gets here. she's do-able for a wednesday night, but i still need to mentally prepare, ya know?
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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