They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
If I come in tomorrow with a cane and a seeing eye dog it's because I just mixed up my salicylic acid acne stuff with my eye makeup remover
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
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