Buhtt sex?
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
She is a social worker. An actual good person trying to save the world. I feel like every time I give her an orgasm God wipes a little smudge off of my shit list.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
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