just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
Gotta go, there’s a chick at my door that wants to give me head
I cam home to find him twitching on the floor, surrounded by unopened condoms and covered in cranberry sauce (yes I tasted it) while Thundercats was playing.
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