I'm not a mortal combat character
but my vagina is
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
I can't find the keys to get out of my front door, there are random socks in my bicycle basket and I can see a plastic handle of cheap vodka sitting on my porch. oh, and my head just broke u with me.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
I'm sitting in the car vaping at an elementary school to try and deal with the stress of existing. About how i thought being 30 would go for me tbh
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