We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
He had to carry me to the car. But then sat with me and waited for me to sober up enough to have sex. He's a keeper.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
Come to Des Moines on Saturday, handcuff yourself to me and drink a bottle of vodka
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
This is the third time I have overheard parents tell their children "don't be that girl" in reference to me. I'm either doing something horribly wrong or amazingly right
I accidentally put Bacardi in my coffee this morning. I ain't even mad.
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
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