u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
My cab driver just suggested I brush my teeth because he can smell "the party" on me.
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
Apparently while fucking a girl in the ass last night I cracked a molar, trying to find a dentist now.
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
Hey, what's a nice way of saying "Why'd you send me a picture of your boobs last night" without seeming ungrateful?
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
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