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say what?
wanna hang out?
she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
I really need to get laid. I'm telling at least 10 girls that I love them tonight.
Odds are at least 1 out of those 10 girls will be as crazy as you and will be into it.
we decided it was best to cut you off after we caught you trying to "baptize" my cat in the jungle juice
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
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