And I just threw up at the table during Mother's Day Brunch.
just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
I just learned that your liver regrows itself every 2 months. Best news I've heard all week.
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
masturbating while the coffee brews is the new power nap
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
so my pro life roomate found a used condom wrapped up in her sheets with your panties. never letting you have sex in her bed again
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
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