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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Dude, I couldn't come. She sounded like a goddamn dying walrus.
I owe her a pancake or a second hand orgasm
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
How did you not realize the handbrakes were stuck?
I thought I was just out of shape.
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
When i was tripping hard i was banging Jeff's roommate and her room turned into Hogwarts
Also when we were banging i thought my high school librarian was perched up on top of the stereo like a gargoyle but it ended up just being her cat
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
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