even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
Omg just woke up. 6am. random apartment. broad daylight. bunch of ppl doin coke around me. Theres a bridge nearby. I think my dentist is down the block. Oof.
The best thing he's ever done for me was comment on my profile picture saying "hello boner"
the $20 limit for secret santa doesn't apply to me cause you know a half gram of coke is more than $20
Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
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