Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
I swear, its like my old fuck buddies have a 6th sense for when I'm going to be daydrunk. Then they start texting me. And then I start sexting them
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
This is it. This is the birthday cake that gets me laid.
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
Nobody on Tinder wants to give you a Blumpkin.
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