I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
So I thought I was slick leaving his room this morning all incognito. Little did I know I was wearing his football jersey with his name across the back... stilettos & my bra was left behind. never seeing that again
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
You know it's been a good thanksgiving when you pee all over your own hands.
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
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