Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
On blowjobs: "If you decide to go there, you finish the job. No complaining." I don't care if it sounds like she's talking about Iraq, I'm in love.
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
He's fat, has man boobs, and is uncircumsized. I feel like I won the last woman on earth prize.
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
But break dance skills will only take you so far
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
What shade of lipstick clearly states, I'm only attending this wedding for the drugs and groomsmen?
We were literally making dick jokes with his dick out
That’s the level of friends with benefits I aspire to achieve
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