And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?
Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
You know it's really hard to draft fantasy football players in a crowded bar when I have a raging hard on
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
Note to self: never fuck a Canadian, surprisingly highly disappointing
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
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