so explain again why im purple
no
ive had 594 apples! thats 99 apples 6 times! math!
you guys were way drunker than both of me
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
The bald guy bought me a shot so I chugged it and then walked out to the middle of the dance floor and told an old woman that might be your moms twin to bend it over...We didn't end on a good note though. Dude she stepped on my vans.
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
I’m lazy so obviously looking like a rotisserie chicken is my favourite position
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
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