We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
Before he took off his pants he paused and said, "Remember..sometimes great things come in small packages."
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
IT'S FRIDAY. So quit being a pussy, get out of bed, and come help me drink these 40s. That's not a request.
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
i am no longer ashamed when i walk into the dining hall for sunday brunch and i'm greeted with applause for suriving my weekend
I’m inviting a few of my favorite manwhores to a pool party. Bring booze and wear your banana hammock so Amy can see what I’m always talking about
Next time I think it’s a good idea to hook up with any of your wife’s family members or friends just kick me in my dick
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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