It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
i just turned the eviction notice into a beer pong list
mom just asked if we are going to need more kaluha as she pulls 5 out of the cupboard. this xmas might kill me
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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