But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
It's my fault I'm alone. My closest relationship is with my blackberry....thank god it vibrates.
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
I sent her a picture of Richard Nixon and said "these are the only dick pics I send".
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
We were literally making dick jokes with his dick out
That’s the level of friends with benefits I aspire to achieve
Dude I pissed in her little brother's closet and when I tried to flush the doorknob her parents came out and saw me standing there naked, no more ambien for me
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
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