just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
Successfully pulled the houdini tonight. Check that off my list.
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
"Don't get as drunk as I was on my birthday" has been upgraded from a goal for Friday night to a goal for my life in general.
He made me this shot called the allergen. It was a shot of vodka with a Claritin dropped in it.
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
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