One girl and one boy is just not enough.
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
The office pool is up to $500 if you take a shit in Frank's desk drawer. Time to change the unpaid internship into a cash cow.
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
You added his wife on Facebook?! You're horrible at this mistress thing
I just paid $10 for tinder plus so that I could change my location to Rio and match with Olympic Athletes
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
Randomize
