Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
omg so im topless lying on my bed and i forgot my nail clippers are on my bed and i just leaned forward and the nail clipper closed. on my nipple. ouch
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
Ran into my statistics professor at the bar, he chugged a car bomb and yelled "x bar mothfucker!". On average I'm loving this PhD program.
I just matched the dude who's car I rear ended 2 years ago on tinder. I don't think he remembers.
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
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