I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
Non-Jews are for practice
just woke up and he was jacking off in the corner.. am i being punked?
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
I'm going to die alone in my chair and get eaten by my cat. That kind of break up.
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
So, last night I fell asleep sitting Indian-style on the floor, propped up against the front of the couch with an empty wine bottle in between my legs... How was your night?
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
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