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I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
I wish I could tell you that the worst thing that happened last night was how he got thrown out of a stripclub for vomitting on the girl giving him a private lapdance. I wish I could tell you that and not be lying.
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
We had sex in the woods. It was great until some bird started mimicking my orgasm sounds
you spent 5 minutes trying to open an empty PBR and kept saying "don't worry i'll get it i've been working out"
She showed up to the party with a live octopus and a 30 pack that was already half gone
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
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The security deposit's gone, let's trash this motherfucker
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
The problem with having a roommate is that you are forced to answer the age old question "Are you okay?"
Hey how're your balls?
Don't ever let me helicopter again.
For a second I thought he was going to give me an intervention
You can't give interventions in a bar!
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