spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
These people keep looking at me like I'm the first person to ever eat ribs in a Home Depot.
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
She makes walking on a treadmill look like a porno. I wish I could send over shots as an ice breaker.
That's effing brilliant. We should start a business.
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
if you're the one who put those dollar bills in my bra last night, thank you because I just used that money to get myself a coffee
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
I just put poptarts in the toaster with the wrapper on, that's how hungover I am.
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
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