dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
Either allow it in a formal toast or i will drunkenly tell your in-laws while i'm dancing on their table. either way, the truth is coming out
how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
Btw I definitely had pizza sauce on my face, a painful hickey on my neck, and I just remember screaming SISTER WIVES because of the girl's 1997 jean skirt! Wow.
Panties = found
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