i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
I've been smelling a baby wipe for three minutes. I didn't think I was that drunk but I guess I am
Like I would feel weird too if you just cancelled our wedding, cut off all your hair and started twerking everywhere
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
Verdict: uncircumcised.
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