Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
i woke up at 5 am and found myself wrapped in christmas lights that were plugged into the wall.
threw up in a bar last night and got laid on an air mattress. my bucket list just got a lot shorter
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
I'm unshowered, and since I've seen this episode of say yes to the dress, I've decided to go to the store and get a frozen pizza at 10:20 am. I'm crushing life.
despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
The ketchup exploded, and totally splooged his face and the wall. You could see the outline of his head in the wall splatter.
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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